My husband won't take me on holiday: Can I take my pretend boyfriend?

I mean that's probably going to be the cheapest holiday ever going with a pretend boyfriend. And be careful you never know your husband might upgrade himself to a pretend ex. I mean in all seriousness pretend boyfriend I don't know what's going on but communication is key here. Have that discussion with your husband. Is it because he doesn't have annual leave? Is it because of the cost? Communicate. You know don't go down the route of pretend boyfriends. Whatever that even means.